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  1. IF YOU WANT REAL CHANGE, PROSECUTE POLITICIANS FOR VIOLATING THEIR OATH OF OFFICE!!!
  2. VOTE INDEPENDENT AND JOIN THE REVOLUTION
  3. WHAT PART OF ILLEGAL ALIEN DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?   
  4. I THOUGHT COMMUNISM WAS ILLEGAL?! OR UN-CONSTITUTIONAL?
  5. STOP BARAK INSANE OBAMA, THE LIFE YOU SAVE MAY BE OURS!!
  6. ACCORDING TO WAL-MART, AMERICANS SUPPORT COMMUNISM!
  7. ACCORDING TO WAL-MART FIGURES, CHINA IS THE LARGEST ECONOMIC COUNTRY IN THE USA!
  8. I LOVE MY COUNTRY, BUT I FEAR MY GOVERNMENT! MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOO !
  9. I VOW TO PROTECT MY COUNTRY FROM ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC! BETTER RUN BOY!
  10. KEEP YER GRUBBY HANDS OFFA MY RIGHTS BARRY!
  11. IS IT TEA TIME YET? I'LL BRING THE COOKIES!
  12. OUR POLITICIANS SHOULD REMEMBER BOSTON HARBOR! IS IT TEA TIME YET?
  13. WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE BARRY?!
  14. REMEMBER WHEN PATRIOTISM WAS GOOD, AND COMMUNISM WAS BAD?
  15. BUY AMERICAN OR BYE AMERICAN! YOUR CHOICE OUR FUTURE!
  16. LOOKING FOR BIN LADEN? ANYONE TRY LOOKING IN CRAWFORD?
  17. STOP WORLD TERRORISM! STARTING IN WASHINGTON!
  18. WHY IS THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT CONTROLLING OUR WEST COAST PORTS? ARE ANY BELLS RINGING YET?
  19. THEY SAY 2 THINGS ARE FOR CERTAIN, DEATH & TAXES, 1 THING I KNOW, ON APRIL 15, ONE GUARANTEES THE OTHER!
  20. CAUTION! POLITICIANS ARE SLIPPERY WHEN WET!
  21. BARRY WANTS TO MAKE SLIPPERY SLOPE A N OLYMPIC EVENT!
  22. ABOLISH THE I.R.S., A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ORGANIZATION!
  23. STOP POLITICIANS FROM TAKING A WEE WEE IN ARLINGTON CEMETERY!
  24. OUR POLITICIANS SHOULD WORRY ABOUT "AMERICANS" INTERESTS NOT "SOUTH AMERICANS"!
  25. WE SHOULD ENFORCE THE LAWS WE HAVE, BEFORE MAKING ANY NEW ONES!
  26. BURNING BUSH, HUH,  MAYBE MOSES HAD SOMETHING THERE!
  27. BURNING BUSH, MAYBE IT WAS A SIGN  FROM GOD!
  28.  IT IS PERFECTLY FINE TO TALK TO YOURSELF, IT IS VERY RUDE TO INTERRUPT!
  29. I THOUGHT THE MATTER WAS SETTLED IN 1848?
  30. MAYBE WE SHOULD MARCH ON MEXICO CITY AGAIN? THIS TIME WE KEEP IT!
  31. STOP ELECTING SLIMY POLITICIANS, AND JUST HIRE A DAMN C. E. O.!
  32. WANTED! C. E. O. FOR LARGE CORPORATE COUNTRY. MUST BE HARD WORKING,HONEST, WILLING TO LAY DOWN THEIR LIFE TO DEFEND OUR CONSTITUTION, NO SLIMY POLITICIANS NEEDED! APPLY AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVE. USA
  33. ACCORDING TO HISTORY WE WON THE MEXICAN AMERICAN WAR. ACCORDING TO THE LATEST CENSUS WE LOST!
  34. THOSE WHO FAIL TO ACT SIMPLY BECAUSE IT SEEMS TOO HARD OR TOO RISKY, RISK LOSING THE MOST!
  35. STOP WORLD TERRORISM, JUST SAY NO TO WASHINGTON!
  36. THANK YOU WAL-MART SHOPPERS, FOR SUPPORTING OUR TROOPS! SIGNED, BEIJING.
  37. THEY SAY ALL THINGS COME OUT IN THE WASH, WELL TELL BARRY HE CAN TAKE US OFF SPIN CYCLE NOW!
  38. ACCORDING TO THE LATEST INTELLIGENCE REPORTS, WE HAVE BETWEEN 12-15 MILLION ILLEGALS IN THIS COUNTRY, DOES HOMELAND SECURITY KNOW ABOUT THIS? IF SO, WHEN DO THEY PLAN TO DO THEIR JOB?
  39. WE WANT 1 ACRE OF MEXICO BACK, FOR EVERY WORK VISA GRANTED!!
  40. IF YOU LOVINGLY REFER TO YOUR WIFE AS A "COWGIRL" CALL  800-911-JINNNEEEE, OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
  41. WANT TO REFORM POLITICS? PROSECUTE POLITICIANS FOR VIOLATING AN OATH OF OFFICE!
  42. WANT TO REFORM POLITICS? MAKE IT AGAINST THE LAW TO LIE WHILE SERVING THE PUBLIC !
  43. BARRY THINKS PUBLIC SERVANT MEANS, AMERICANS SHOULD DO AS THEY ARE TOLD!
  44. YOU PROMISED ME THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN GEORGE!
  45. IF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS SAW WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY THEY WOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
  46. IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!
  47. DON'T LAUGH, IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
  48. WE SHOULD MAKE WASTEFUL SPENDING, AND EXCESSIVE TAXATION UN-CONSTITUTIONAL! OH YEAH WE DID, WHAT HAPPENED?
  49. WHEN I LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC I TUNE TO " K. R. A. P."  0.00 ON MY DIAL!
  50. WHEN I LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC I TUNE TO  "K. L. O. D. "  A BIG 0 ON MY DIAL!
  51. JUSTICE IS SUPPOSED TO BE BLIND! NOT DEAF, DUMB, AND STUPID!
  52. WE HAVE BEEN AN OCCUPIED COUNTRY, SINCE WE WON THE WAR IN 1848!
  53. BALANCE THE BUDGET, BALANCE THE TRADE DEFICIT, PROTECT OUR BORDERS OR FIND A NEW JOB!
  54. BALANCE THE BUDGET, BALANCE THE TRADE DEFICIT, PROTECT OUR BORDERS OR FIND A NEW JOB ASSHOLE!!!
  55. WHEN IT COMES TO DEFENDING OUR CONSTITUTION, EITHER LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!
  56. PROTECT OUR BORDERS, NOW JANET!!
  57. I COULDN'T FIND PORK BARRELS ON THE  N. Y. S. E., I HEARD IT WAS A GROWTH INDUSTRY!
  58. THERE ARE PAY INCENTIVE PROGRAMS AND RAPID ADVANCEMENT, AT WAL-MART FOR THOSE WHO EMBRACE COMMUNISM!
  59. OUR GOVERNMENT PRAISES OUR FALLEN TROOPS FOR DEFENDING FREEDOM TO THE DEATH! BUT SUPPORTS FREE TRADE WITH COMMUNIST GOVERNMENTS! DID I MISS SOMETHING?
  60. OUR POLITICIANS ARE PISSING IN ARLINGTON CEMETERY!
  61. STOP OUR POLITICIANS FROM DESECRATING THE MEMORY OF OUR FALLEN TROOPS! FAVORED NATION STATUS FOR COMMUNISTS IS A CALL TO ARMS!
  62. ARE THE RED CHINESE MAKING POLICY NOW?
  63. AM I SUPPOSED TO BE CONFUSED? NICE TRY BARRY!
  64. DO YOU THINK WE ARE SENDING A MIXED MESSAGE WHEN WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH PROMOTING FREEDOM AROUND THE WORLD, WHILE SHOPPING AT WAL-MART?
  65. IN 1789 THE US SUPREME COURT RULED TAXES WERE UN-CONSTITUTIONAL, THAT DECISION WAS NEVER OVERTURNED, JUST FORGOTTEN!!
  66. WHEN DID BEING A PATRIOT FALL OUT OF FASHION?
  67. DE-REGULATE PATRIOTISM!
  68. DE-CRIMINALIZE PATRIOTISM!
  69. THEY SAY THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT, THERE IS NOBODY HOME. IT LOOKS LIKE THE LIGHTS NEVER CAME ON FOR SOME!
  70. ENCOURAGE PATRIOTISM, ABOLISH THE PATRIOT ACT!
  71. I AM AN ABOLITIONIST! I WANT TO ABOLISH THE I. R. S, WASTEFUL SPENDING, DISHONEST POLITICIANS, AND 16TH AMENDMENT, OH YEH, ANY ASSHOLE THAT TRIES TO STOP ME!.
  72. OK BARRY LETS GET EM, YOU GO FIRST BUDDY!
  73. IF WE GIVE YA BARRY CAN WE CALL IT EVEN?
  74. WE THE POLITICALLY INCORRECT, LEAD BY THE MORALLY DEPLETED ARE HEADED DOWN THE SLIPPERY PATH TO THE FRAT HOUSE, SEE YA THERE! BARRY
  75. OH YEAH WELL WE COULD PROTEST TOO IF WE WANTED TO, IT'S OUR COUNTRY!
  76. SO WHEN DID ILLEGAL ALIENS ACHIEVE EQUAL RIGHTS? DID I MISS SOMETHING?
  77. EXPLAIN THAT ONE MORE TIME, IT IS YOUR  CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT AS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TO RECEIVE WHAT?
  78. EVERY TIME I GET THE URGE  TO LIE, CHEAT,  OR CAUSE  A N INCREASE IN THE DEATH RATE, I THINK NOW WHAT WOULD GEORGE OR BARRY DO?
  79. GO RIGHT AHEAD BARRY PISS EM ALL OFF, I'LL GIVE EM DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOUSE WHEN THEY GET HERE!
  80. I HEARD SCAIR FORCE ONE IS JUST TO MAKE UP FOR A DINKY PINKY!
  81. MY WIFE IS NOT A DUMB BLONDE, SHE IS REALITY IMPAIRED!
  82. MY WIFE WORKS FOR THE APPROPRIATIONS COMMITTEE, AND I AM VERY PROUD OF HER, RECENTLY SHE WAS CROWNED MISS APPROPRIATIONS!
  83. MY WIFE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT AS AN INTERPRETER, AND WON THE TITLE MISS INTERPRETATION!
  84. MY WIFE WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT AS COMMUNICATIONS SPECIALIST, AND HAS BEEN VOTED MISS COMMUNICATIONS!
  85. MY WIFE IS GONNA KILL ME AFTER READING THIS!
  86. GOVERNMENT IS A VIRUS IF LEFT UNTREATED WILL CONSUME THE HOST!
  87. SEND A MESSAGE TO WASHINGTON, YOUR FIRED!!  OH YEAH, HAVE A NICE DAY.


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